Status Messages From Bean

ricky martin is gay. im going drunk who is coming with me? Bean doesn't abuse alcohol--it abuses her. Bean Says live life to the fullest and ride the bull drunk in a tube top in the middle of a redneck bar. What's the worst that could happen? Bean finds it funny how children in the dark cause accidents and accidents in the dark cause children. Bean If you don't want me to drunk call you, then you should have been the one drinking with me! Bean drinking promotes freedom of speech call me tonight and i'll tell what i really think of you! 1 drink, 2 drink, 3 drink, 4, 5 drink 6 drink ,7 drink, floor. Bean will be drunk until further notice! Bean hates that the only time you can be honest about your feelings is when your intoxicated!! Tonight I'm leaving my sobriety at home, along with my indoor voice and any behavior that can be mistaken as 'ladylike'. Wine Wine everywhere, drink enough and you won't care. Wine Wine in a glass, drink enough you're on your (_i_) *hipcup* Bean says "excessive consumption of alcohol seems like a good idea at the time." Bean Is not an alcoholic I just have a phobia of being sober!!!! Bean says...If you can't be happy at least you can be drunk. Bean says.. Alcohol may be mans enemy but the Bible tells us to love our enemy ;o) Bean thinks that next time you wave to me please use more than one finger.. thanks. You should concentrate LESS on what I'M doing and MORE on what you are NOT doing! It may take two to tango but it only takes one to fuck it all up! wait, lemme think about it for a minute... hmm nope, still don't give a fuck! If you walk across my floor, leave the drama at the door. It doesn't matter who is right or wrong, for in MY house, you will get along. when people get you down get back up and smack them in the face. Some things are better left unsaid, if I don't talk to you it's not because I don't like you, it's because I would rather not say something that I may regret. Bean hates it when someone texts me "Hey sorry if I woke you up." If your seriously worried about waking me up then don't fucking text me! Its that freaking simple!! When you lose something, why does someone ask you, "where did you put it?" Right, because I totally remember where I put it, it just disappeared!!